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Chants

Just so you can hone your chanting skills in the comfort of your own living
room, below you will find most of the chants we will use - most from the Australian
 Open. The latest ones have a YouTube clip of THE HEARD in action - so you can 
learn the chants ... and sing along with us!

Joy to the World  

 

Like it Like That - Guy Sebastien


Ants Go Marching In


Heads and Shoulders

 

Viva La Vida

This chant is sung along to a giant volume control which has 0-11

 

For the Longest Time - Billy Joel

 

So What - Pink

For when a player mishits a ball into the crowd

 

We're Going to the Zoo

Poker Face - Lady Gaga (After an ace)

Can't hit my, can't hit my

No you can't hit my service ace

 

We Wish You A Merry Christmas

We wish you were an Australian,

We wish you were an Australian,  

We wish you were an Australian, 

Can we adopt you?

 

Sex is on Fire - Kings of Leon 

Oh, oh, oh

Your serve is on fire.   

 

Use Somebody - Kings of Leon

You been running around

Always looking down at what you see

You know that you should USE YOUR RACQUET!

You know that you should USE YOUR RACQUET! 

 

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

Hawk-EYE, EYE-E-EYE, we'll always love you

 

Home and Away theme 

You know we belong together,

You and us forever and ever.

No matter where we are,

You’re our tennis star.

And from the very first moment we saw you

We’ve never felt such emotion,

Belarus is scared,

Just because, (Just because) You are there. (You are there)

(Arms swaying)

Hold your serve, Don’t let it go

You gonna win no matter

Lleyton will win … Home and away

 

My God is so big 

Arthurs is so big, so strong and so mighty, there’s nothing Arthurs cannot do. (clap, clap)

Arthurs is so big, so strong and so mighty, there’s nothing Arthurs cannot do. (clap, clap)

His forehand is big,

His backhand is big,

And OOF his serve is big too.

Arthurs is so big, so strong and so mighty, there’s nothing Arthurs cannot do. (clap, clap)

Ging Gang Gooly

Guci oni-oni-oni-oni-oni,

Guci-o, Guci-o.

Guci oni-oni-oni-oni-oni,

Guci-o, Guci-o.

Guci, oh Guci oni.

Oh Guci oni-oni

Oh-oh-oh-oh!

Guci, oh Guci oni.

Oh Guci oni-oni-oh!

 

Wiggles: Hot potato 

Forehand volley, forehand volley,

Forehand volley, forehand volley.

Forehand volley, forehand volley - volley.

A volley, a volley, a volley.


Ohh there's another one, Ohh there's another one.

Serve it up, serve it up, and serve it again.

 

O Come Let us Adore Him

Come, let's support Him,

Shout and raise your voices.

O Come Let us support Him, (1st half)

O Come Let us support Him, (2nd half)

O Come Let us support Him, (ALL!!!)

Leyton Hewitt!

 

We Are Marching

We are sitting, at the tennis. We are sitting at the tennis! X2

We are sitting, sitting, we are sitting WO-hoo! We are sitting at the tennis! X2

Then insert:

We are pointing at the linesmen ...

We are lifting off our hat ...

We are holding up our signs ...

We are looking for our keys ...

Then later:

We are waiting for this match to start ...

We are acting like chimpanzees ...

We are showing off our boy band moves ... 

 

Roses Chocolate Add

Thank you very much for calling that one,

Thank you very much, thank you very, very, very much

Thank you very much for favouring the Aussie,

Thank you very much, thank you very, very, very much

Thank you very, very, very, very much

 

I've got the joy, joy, joy, joy, down in my heart

Oh there's a ball-boy, ball-boy down on the court, (WHERE?)

Down on the court, (WHERE?) Down on the court.

Oh there's a ball-boy, ball-boy down on the court, (WHERE?)

Down on the court today.

 

Where is Thumpkin

Where is Umpy, Where is Umpy? (hands on forehead)

No one sees, No one sees. (Cover eyes)

We can’t start without him, We can’t start without him. (Hands on hips)

(sit) Quiet please, Quiet please

 

When the Saints Go Marching In

Oh when Arthurs, Comes marching in

Oh when Arthurs, Comes marching in.

Oh here he comes, shut-up – stop chanting!! …

... That wasn’t Arthurs that just marched in.


But when Arthurs …

But when Arthurs …

Oh how I want to be here in Melbourne

When Arthurs comes marching in.

 

If I had a little white box

If I had a little white box to put my Illie in,

I’d take him out (KISS, KISS, KISS) and share him with my friends

If I had a little black box to put (opposition’s name) in,

I’d take him out and SMASH HIS RACKET!

And put him straight back in.


Hallelujah 

Wayne Arthurs, Wayne Arthurs, Wayne Arthurs, (1st half)

HE IS THE BEST (2nd half)

Wayne Arthurs, Wayne Arthurs, Wayne Arthurs, (1st half)

HE IS THE BEST (2nd half)

HE IS THE BEST (2nd half)

Wayne Arthurs (1st half)

HE IS THE BEST (2nd half)

Wayne Arthurs (1st half)

HE IS THE BEST (2nd half)

Wayne Arthurs (1st half)

HE IS THE BEST!! (BOTH!!)

 

Head and shoulders knees and toes 

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes,

Knees and toes, knees and toes.

Heads and shoulders, knees and toes,

We all clap hands together.


Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,

Mouth and nose, mouth and nose.

Eyes and ears and mouth and nose,

We all clap hands together.

 

Eyes and ears and hats and signs,

Hats and signs, hats and signs.

Eyes and ears and hats and signs,

We all clap hands together.

 

Macho Man

Hey … hey … hey, hey, hey!

Arthurs, Arthurs fan,

I want to be, an Arthurs fan.

Arthurs, Arthurs fan,

I want to be, an Arthurs … FAN!!

 

The Roof is on Fire

Luczak, Luczak, Luczak is on fire!

Luczak, Luczak, Luczak is on fire!

Luczak, Luczak, Luczak is on fire!

Luczak, Luczak, Luczak is on fire!


SITUATIONAL CHANTS
For when specific things happen


When a player is disputing a lines call:

A little less conversation, a little more action please!!

or

Don't Worry be Happy (followed by whistling).

When someone slams their racket:

He’s got a short temper and a broken RACKET!! (Tune of: Short skirt long jacket)
Followed by everyone dancing and signing


When a player completely misses a ball:

There’s a hole in my racket, dear Liza, dear Liza.

 

When a player needs to break back:

Bob the Builder 

Wayne Arthurs - CAN HE BREAK BACK? 

Wayne Arthurs - YES HE CAN! 

 

There's just a small selection .... but we are always looking for more! 
So if you know any, or think of any - please let us know!  We're always looking
for new chants! Contact us
here

 

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